MEGAN – Megan Thee Stallion
01. HISS
02. Rattle
03. Figueroa
05. Broke His Heart
06. B.A.S. f. Kyle Richh
07. Otaku Hot Girl
08. Find Out
09. BOA
10. Mamushi f. Yuki Chiba
11. Accent f. GloRilla
12. Paper Together f. UGK
13. Spin f. Victoria Monét
14. Down Stairs DJ
15. Miami Blue
16. Worthy
17. Moody Girl
18. COBRA
The current pussy raps champion of the world sticking to her gameplan. This aggressively southern pussy raps, with a splash of uwu to draw in some anime nerds. At least she tryna rap her ass off, sometimes a bit sped up and too rushed but she punching and getting after it so im not mad at it. I grew up on R&B and slow jams, this hardcore porn version of raps just don’t appeal to me, maybe i’m old, or maybe i’ve seen enough stripper c section scars in my years. The aggression isn’t even sexy, like it’s got the energy that makes me want to hid my wallet and my feelings. This does target dance culture, lots of social media bops, and some stuff for the spazzy legged youth too, which is solid, and obviously some stuff for strippers but at the clubs specifically with that across the street Atlantic City vibe. Features lowkey smoothed this out because just back to back raps from her starts to just sound harsh. Production is solid and got a nice variety too. Projects not bad, it’s just too much if that makes sense. She would turn my last statement into a line about her ass.
Project: 6.2/10 || Art: 7/10 – John D.