Valedictorian [Deluxe] – ian
01. Holiday Intro f. DJ Holiday
02. Never Stop
03. Bentayga
05. Hermes Sheets
06. Omakase
07. Chauncey
08. Judgement
09. Grand Slam
10. Figure It Out
11. Options
12. Magic Johnson
Whenever I hear industry plants like this, I think of the intro to powerpuff girls, this is the new formula, they be adding sugar, white, and black voice. It went from any fake hood booger eater, to now them old white executives grandchildren. Lil Mabu was more the super clout, I did this to get rich 69ine wave, this is the more Youngboy route, if you take out the fact this dude was never broke once. It’s just too much autotune, wack beats that would probably go hard on a gofunded sports video game. Then you have this kid sounding like he chatgpt’d mainstream rap lyrics and just started reading. This sucks. The cover hits allot harder when you really think into it. Let the suburbs, corny black kids, or fake hood cats who call everyone with decent IG followers or plans in life big bro throw this out for you.
Project: 0/10 || Art: 10/10 – John D.