About us

Our vision

We only aspire to live in a world where Hip Hop is not trash and is not forced to follow a make believe and forced guideline to success. This type of stuff not only degrades and takes away the drive for creativity but it also nullifies the said spark of failure and negative reinforcement. We are here to tell you if your music is basura but with a smile, or if it is good and is in need for more promotion. All in all this will make artists better, more creative, more themselves, more tough skinned, and more versed in self promotion (for good or bad) but on a lowkey Joe Jackson level.

Our Story

This platform was built on the sides of Hip Hop that don’t get the shine it truly deserves. Failed attempts at getting signed or radio play, those hip hop arguments amongst friends and family at get togethers, or even just an irrational low blow taken online because you just don’t like someone. We all harnessed all of that energy through experience, created a solid structure, and made it easily accessible for the world.

Meet the Team

Because its just better when you know who is giving you that smoke.

John D.

The President

Master of the arts of intimidation, bullying, but also adopting children. The founder and creator of this platform also enjoys bulldog puppies and drinks at bars that toxic masculinity would frown upon. Canada born, Long Island raised, after years of listening to, writing, and performing all types of music, he realized why not speak his mind on it but on a bigger more personal platform with his peoples. Avid gamer, proud father, burnt out rapper, and seasonal vegan, John D. also wants to ensure the public know that at any moment not only can smoke be given, but it is welcomed.

Raps, Hardcore, and Both


Chief Gram Justice

Smarter than your average redneck. Born and bred Florida boy minus the meth problem. Discovering his love of HipHop retroactively as a teenager being introduced to NWA originally which branched into a love for beef music and beef tapes of the time, later evolving into a broader love for HipHop in general. No Particular favoritism for any particular sub genre or style of HipHop he does have a slight affinity for East coast and southern rap from the late 90’s to early 2000’s but is generally open to all variations of Hip-Hop. Objectively the fairest reviewer on the squad 😎 .


Secretary of Rage

When he isn’t taking a walk on the beach, a long gander at a bright orange sunset, enjoying a hot cup of steamy turmeric guava green tea while listening to Kenny G’s classic hits, or feeding underprivileged newborn wildlife. You can find D1C3 in his cottage; writing a review for an artist whose day is probably going to be completely destroyed once it releases. Married Moms welcome!



Prime Minister of Lightskin

The bacon connoisseur. The dad who don’t look like a dad. The only guy in the crew who much rather listen to r&b than review your garbage mixtape. If your music bad I’m pulling up to your next show and leaving with your girl, so if you love her do her a favor and make good music.


Next Steps…

Reach out, submit music, talk music with us, do not be strangers. This is an open platform so you can choose how you would like to be a part of it.

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